Professor Snape Tweets That Were Pure Magic

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Aug 8, 2020 8:00 AM EDT

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    Mammal - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Stop trying replace Sirius, Potter. 8:06 PM Dec 11, 2019
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ How many Harry Potters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it and the world revolves around him. 3:19 AM Mar 16, 2014
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ If Harry Potter can live under stairs for 11 years, you can get through a few months of self-isolation. #StayAtHome 12:59 AM Mar 22, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now 8:41 PM Jun 25, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll. 6:50 PM Oct 17, 2013
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    Text - Professor Snape @SevSnapeProf Just for the record, cats don't actually like it when you raise them in the air and sing the Lion King song. My apologies, Minerva. 10:02 PM Jan 11, 2012
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    People - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Youngest seeker in a century. Can't catch a letter. 11:41 PM Feb 23, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ If you run out of toilet paper, just use a Twilight book. #StayHome 2:12 AM · Mar 15, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Anna Kendrick @Annakendrick47 If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am? 7:15 PM Apr 1, 2014 Professor Snape @_Snape_ Replying to @AnnaKendrick47 @AnnaKendrick47 It worked for me. 7:19 PM Apr 1, 2014
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Do you want to hear a joke? The North American education system. 7:48 PM May 30, 2019
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    Photograph - Professor Snape @_Snape_ March 1st vs. April 1st 7:26 PM Apr 1, 2020
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ If you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating. 8:43 PM Apr 24, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Face - Professor Snape @_Snape_ The movie villain. The actual villain. 11:44 PM Jul 10, 2020
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Happy #InternationalDogDay. Shout out to Umbridge for being a gigantic bitch. 8:21 PM · Aug 26, 2019
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    Facial expression - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Does Ron know??????? 11:39 PM Aug 19, 2019 ...
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if l'm not tweeting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging. 6:48 PM · Sep 12, 2019
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ me: *owns 264 unread books* me: *buys 17 new books* me: *rereads Harry Potter* 8:55 PM Jun 22, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ How many Hogwarts students does it take to change a light bulb? A Slytherin to break one A Gryffindor to volunteer to fix it Three Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder for the Gryffindor A Ravenclaw to point out they could have used magic 8:20 PM · Aug 25, 2019
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Roses are red Violets are blue I thought Voldemort was ugly But then I saw you #WorldPoetryDay 7:36 PM · Mar 21, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ It's so easy to not be an idiot. And yet, so many of you continue to be idiots. 10:29 PM Jun 4, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @ _Snape_ When it's okay to make a Harry Potter reference When it's okay to make a Harry Potter reference I Always 10:03 PM Apr 8, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Txalaparta - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Don't believe the Muggle propaganda. The movies were filmed using magic. 7:51 PM · Dec 27, 2015
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Look. Either you can agree with me or you can be wrong. 7:16 PM · Mar 26, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Transport - Professor Snape @_Snape_ When you get on the bus and the bus driver has started driving before you've got to your seat Oung 8131 12:10 AM Feb 20, 2019
    via Profesor Snape tweets
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    Hair - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Is that Voldemort? 8:00 PM Aug 28, 2019
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Harry Potter Literally any spell Expelliarmus 7:18 PM · Jan 7, 2019
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    Bird - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Happy #Love YourPetDay Friendly reminder that Hedwig is dead. 7:44 PM Feb 20, 2020
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    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Happy Birthday, Bonnie Wright. You weren't the Ginny Weasley we deserved, but you were the one we got. 7:06 PM Feb 17, 2020
    via Profesor Snape tweets

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